Life is like a vehicle. Husband and wife are 2 tires of the vehicle. If 1 punctures,the vehicle will not move.So brilliant people keep a spare tire.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
I was invited to a Hollywood wedding. Since traffic was heavy, so I got there late - just in time for the divorce.
☻God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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